Bennett Scott, you are the quirkiest, most hilarious, kindest, thoughtful two year old I've ever encountered. That's the truth.
Some of our favorite Bennett-isms:
"Oh! Ok!"
"Uh-huh. That's right!"
"Ahhh, WHYYYY?"
"....for a minute." (You like to add this to anything you are doing.)
"We can go there er something? We can go there someday."
"Pu-fect."
"Here you go, Bud! Good job, Bud! Yes you can, Bud!"
"I'm a caterpillar boy!"
"My diaper EXPLODED!"
Mom: "What did it look like?"
"It yooked like a HOTDOG!"
"Buzz! A rescue!"
"Buzz and beyond!"
(Gasp and stop in his tracks) "I hear Dad! I'm eating dirt!"
D: "Don't eat dirt it's not good for you."
B: "Food is good for me. Hot dogs are good for me."
"Ohhhhh...he's sooo cuuuute!"
"No, don't take that sweet boy!"
"It's ok No-yen."
"Noyen kicked me! Pease don't kick me, Noyen!"
"He yoooves to burp!" (as he smacks Nolan's back.)
"Ohhhhh k. I'll try."
"I stopped crying!"
"I'll wipe for you."
"In else?" (what else?)
"I'm tickly."
"Does this feel you good?"
"That feels me good."
And then this one time while they should have been snug in their beds...
B:"Let's go kiss Mom."
G: "Ok!"
B: "Good idea! Come on!"
Puter. (Computer)
"I have to do some work on the puter."
"I'm texting Cait."
"Oh! Ok!"
"Uh-huh. That's right!"
"Ahhh, WHYYYY?"
"....for a minute." (You like to add this to anything you are doing.)
"We can go there er something? We can go there someday."
"Pu-fect."
"Here you go, Bud! Good job, Bud! Yes you can, Bud!"
"I'm a caterpillar boy!"
"My diaper EXPLODED!"
Mom: "What did it look like?"
"It yooked like a HOTDOG!"
"Buzz! A rescue!"
"Buzz and beyond!"
(Gasp and stop in his tracks) "I hear Dad! I'm eating dirt!"
D: "Don't eat dirt it's not good for you."
B: "Food is good for me. Hot dogs are good for me."
"Ohhhhh...he's sooo cuuuute!"
"No, don't take that sweet boy!"
"It's ok No-yen."
"Noyen kicked me! Pease don't kick me, Noyen!"
"He yoooves to burp!" (as he smacks Nolan's back.)
"Ohhhhh k. I'll try."
"I stopped crying!"
"I'll wipe for you."
"In else?" (what else?)
"I'm tickly."
"Does this feel you good?"
"That feels me good."
And then this one time while they should have been snug in their beds...
B:"Let's go kiss Mom."
G: "Ok!"
B: "Good idea! Come on!"
Puter. (Computer)
"I have to do some work on the puter."
"I'm texting Cait."
"You talking to me?!"
"I spy little called hmmmm...." (Playing I-spy)
"Ohhhhh but I yove sugar..."
Gwampa: "Your name is Bennett Underwood."
B: "No! My name is Bennett Under-WOOOOD!"
"Deegan" (The End.)
He's the best! Stay cool, Bennett! (Way to update Meg ;)).
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