Helllloooo Vegas!

So this one time, Zach and Kirsten asked us if we wanted to go to Vegas to celebrate Kirsten's biggo promotion. And we said...uhhhh...we have a baby?

So we brought a nanny! YES! Trump welcomed us with open arms (because we are legals) and we lived it up for 3 days and 2 nights. We felt spoiled and it was fabulous.

Nolan lived.it.up. 

Room with a view? One on one attention from Grandma? 

Breast milk delivered to his hotel room? Pants off dance off? 

He experienced "A Lifetime of Luxury" fer sher. 

Trump for President. Nahhhh.

We were sure to send a lot of pictures to the big boys back at home.

When traveling it is best to hire a travel guide to find you the deals at all the hot places. Orrrrr have one for a sister! 

Nine course sushi meal at Katsuya. 

With nobody spilling their drink, running from the table, or wiping their face on the couch. PRICELESS. 

And my date was super hot. 

Not pictured: Kitten Caboodle penny machine! We danced, clapped, won, and watched the fireworks! 

At Kitten Caboodle. To be clear. 

Daytime Vegas looked like this: sleeeeeep innnnn. Then the boys golf and the girls pamper. 

Not pictured: The boys picking up a hitch hiker. The girls dying in the steam room and definitely leaving their robes on in the relaxation room. Rule followers. And Kirsten spit out her tea. Don't tell Zach.

40s with a view. Keep it classy, Underwoods.

Dinner with giant popovers, mac and cheese, crab cakes, steak, and bone marrow. Did I mention the popovers? 

The "Puppies!" slot machine was a joy kill, but Kyle won at Black Jack so we headed back for a Zach and Kirsten facial. What happens in Vegas...

We've been wanting to go on a vacation without kids for a while now... Stay in a hotel, eat out, sleep in, relax. Vegas did not disappoint. 

Thank you Zach and Kirsten! Thank you Grandma Peggy! Thank you Grandma Carolyn and Grandpa Scott! 

And thank you Trump!

But we sure were excited to come back to this scene. 

Cutie booty patooties.